we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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