We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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