It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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