I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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