The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My dick has a subreddit
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
we're so committed to being not committed
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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