shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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