Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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