she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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