Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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