I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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