My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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