She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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