So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
