Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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