What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My liver just had a heart attack.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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