Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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