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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i think i just lost a toe
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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