we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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