Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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