I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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