Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize