hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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