It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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