My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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