My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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