Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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