You're completely useless in the revolution.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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