just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
