i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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