If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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