I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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