Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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