You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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