Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
