I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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