bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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