you mean i was at the winter classic?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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