i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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