We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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