I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Dicks are not precious.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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