I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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