But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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