Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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