i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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