I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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