i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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