Small penises have feelings too.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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