Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
North Korea, Best Korea!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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