Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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