Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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