what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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