just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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