Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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