6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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