Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
This show inspires me to have sex in space
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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