She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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