Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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